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Green Room (2015)

Green Room (2015)

It’s hard to be in a band. Waking up in cornfields, running out of free PBR’s you may or may not have stolen in your shitty Air B&B, getting your arm hacked to bits with a machete by a group of skinheads. Just remember the plight the next time you’re thinking about giving up your day job to play Sex Pistols covers. Also, read this review.

The Descent (2005)

The Descent (2005)

The Descent is a 2005 horror movie that Jack picked as his wild-card choice. This movie derives a lot of its scares from the claustrophobia present in spelunking, which this movie features heavily. It’s got a lot of other stuff going on for it too, but we won’t spoil any of that until you muster up the courage to click through to see what Jack thought of it.

The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

The Hills Have Eyes is Wes Craven’s 1977 attempt to shock the American public with a gruesome display of hillbilly horrors. Does it hold up? How does it compare to the 2006 remake? Could any of it be called sci-fi? Some of these questions answered and more after the jump!