I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas, just like the one I used to know. Where the villains slash, and the sorority sisters dash, while avoiding being slayed in the snow (mostly). We watched the remake/reboot of 1974’s holiday classic, and would love to share our spoiler filled thoughts with you. Take a break from your winter festivities and click through to get our review and podcast.
You’re Next is a 2011 home invasion movie that is lauded for its originality, its masks, and being a mumblegore movie. Jack picked this as his home invasion pick of the most recent draft, and the whole crew was pretty excited to take it on. Does it live up to hype? What is mumblegore? The answers to some of those questions and more confusion as to others follows after the jump.
We recently lost horror great George Romero, so naturally we wanted to revisit one of his flicks. Thing is, Jake picked this movie, and because Jake is a hipster, he went with a deeper cut of the Romero catalogue. Should you take the time with this one the next time you fire up a Romero film instead of revisiting one of the “Dead” movies for the umpteenth time? Find out in our spoiler-laden review.
The Invitation is a movie about having to put up with your insane friends' ridiculous bullshit. Or perhaps it's about putting up with your ridiculous friends' insane bullshit? Meh, something to that extent. This is one you should see without knowing too much about it first. Go watch it, then come back here to see what we have to say.
The Hallow is a 2015 horror movie about the Hallow, or the mysterious creatures of folklore that lurk in the woods of rural Ireland. Are the creatures friendly? Well . . . I mean it's a horror movie, you shouldn't need us to tell you that. But hey, we're not here to judge. Click through for that and more!