Classic

The Exorcist (1973)

The Exorcist (1973)

What is there to say about 1973’s timeless classic? Seriously. I have to write this thing. Why don’t you go ahead and click through to see what we think about Bill Friedkin’s movie adaptation of one of the best horror novels of all time. Don’t like reading? Well, you can find a link to the podcast review as well.

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

What if I told you I’d give you $10,000 to spend the night in a haunted house? Would you do it? What if I then told you that you’ll be locked inside with others and that there’s no way to get out from midnight ‘till dawn? Changes things doesn’t it? What if I told you Vincent Price was going to be there? Now you want to go again, I can tell. And you want to read this review.

The Birds (1963)

The Birds (1963)

What’s that in the sky? It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a shitload of birds that are hellbent on pecking our eyes out for basically no reason! We should run and also light a stogie at the same time! This week we watched Alfred Hitchcock’s 1963 ultra-classic, The Birds. Rod Taylor plays a handsome small town lawyer and Tippi Hedren plays an affluent prankster. What’s not to love? Click through to find out.

The Mummy (1959)

The Mummy (1959)

You know what a mummy is bringing to the table when it comes to horror. You get a big, lumbering bandage of an undead Egyptian dude comin’ at you. It’s simple. It’s classic. And in the case of the 1959 Hammer version of the classic monster, it’s Christopher Lee choking people. Hit the link to see if it’s good.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

We don’t watch a lot of vampire movies around here, and in this week’s review we are reminded why. Bram Stoker’s dracula was 1992’s entry into the vampire zeitgeist, and presented the viewing public with an utterly phenomenal cast. Did it pay off? Check out our review to find out.

Sphere (1998)

Sphere (1998)

Sure, Sphere might not be the most “horror” movie we’ve ever reviewed, but if you don’t think descending to the immense depths of the ocean to investigate a crashed spaceship is scary, there’s something deeply wrong with you. Also, fair warning that nautical puns will happen in this review. Click through to dive in...

Ju-On (2002)

Ju-On (2002)

The Grudge follows the fleeting lives of a group of people who share something in common; they all got cursed. Pro tip, don’t get cursed in Japan because it will not end well. There are pissed off ghosts that will eat your soul and spread the curse to wherever you die. Nasty stuff...