Alien

V/H/S/2 (2013)

V/H/S/2 (2013)

It’s always fun to take a break from the regular programming and dive into an anthology because these movies offer the rare occasion for us to break down individual short films, which we all agree are a fantastic way to take in what horror has to offer. It’s even more fun when we get to do it via Pateron member recommendation! How does V/H/S/2 do at stringing these together? Are there any standout efforts in here? Click on through to the other side for a spoilery review.

Dark Skies (2013)

Dark Skies (2013)

Alien abduction stories are one thing, and then you have long-con efforts where the aliens seem to toy around with the human prey just because they can as the superior race they apparently are. In Dark Skies, we get a heavy dose of said toying and if you’re interested to see if that is a good thing or not, click on through to the other side.

The Faculty (1998)

The Faculty (1998)

What if I told you none of us had seen a Robert Rodriguez directed movie starring Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Jon Stewart, Famke Janssen, and Usher? You’d call us idiots? Fair. Well, now we’ve seen it. And we have things to say.


Europa Report (2013)

Europa Report (2013)

We haven’t explored or discovered over 90% of our oceans on Earth, so let’s shoot a rocket full of people to a moon 300 million miles away to explore what may be some oceans there, instead. Shockingly, this is just the plot of a movie and not something Elon Musk is doing (yet). Hit the link to see how well it goes.

Attack the Block (2011)

Attack the Block (2011)

If the first thing that comes to mind when you think of an alien invasion is smoking a blunt and doing some bare knuckle bashing with your boys, then you may want to consider how well that works out for the kids from the block. Learn more about this important decision by hitting that link.

Sphere (1998)

Sphere (1998)

Sure, Sphere might not be the most “horror” movie we’ve ever reviewed, but if you don’t think descending to the immense depths of the ocean to investigate a crashed spaceship is scary, there’s something deeply wrong with you. Also, fair warning that nautical puns will happen in this review. Click through to dive in...

Virus (1999)

Virus (1999)

Have you ever asked yourself what you would do if you were trapped on a derelict cargo freighter that was overrun with murderous robots controlled by a sentient bolt of alien lightning? Well, they made a movie about that exact thing and we watched it. Click through to read our thoughts on it.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

The name kinda says it all on this one. One of the “best” bad horror movies of all time… or maybe one of the best “bad” horror movies of all time. The distinction is very confusing. Click through to see if its badness still stands up today, or if it falls straight onto its red-clown-nosed face.