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Scary Movie (2000)

Scary Movie (2000)

It was only a matter of time before we took this dive, right? We were morally obligated to break into the Scary Movie franchise as a nice reprieve from our usual terror and tension. Well, that’s what I’ll keep telling myself at least. Click through to read our review of the movie that launched 1000 parodies.

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999)

If I have to explain and convince you of the merits of a swashbucking adventure of a Mummy reimagining, then I don’t think we can be friends. Therefore, I’ll assume that I don’t have to explain or convince you of anything, dear friend. The spoiler-filled review awaits.

Friday the 13th (2009)

Friday the 13th (2009)

Jason is back and he’s no longer a space mutant or fighting Freddy Krueger. He’s just back doing what Jason does best and that’s slaughtering shithead teens at Camp Crystal Lake. For our thoughts on 2009’s reboot of the historic horror franchise click on through to the other side.

Black Christmas (2006)

Black Christmas (2006)

I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas, just like the one I used to know. Where the villains slash, and the sorority sisters dash, while avoiding being slayed in the snow (mostly). We watched the remake/reboot of 1974’s holiday classic, and would love to share our spoiler filled thoughts with you. Take a break from your winter festivities and click through to get our review and podcast.

Harpoon (2009)

Harpoon (2009)

Ahoy there. Bet you might not have heard of this under the radar Icelandic flick. If not, consider this, it has Leatherface in it and look at the fucking title. Come on, you know you’re curious. Hit the link to find out what we thought.

ThanksKilling (2009)

ThanksKilling (2009)

Happy Turkey Day, everyone. In our efforts to be seasonably topical we watched what is essentially the only Thanksgiving themed horror movie out there. It’s cheap, it’s poorly written, it has confusing views on Native Americans, but is it entertaining? Click through to see what we think.

Final Destination 3 (2006)

Final Destination 3 (2006)

It’s the  middle of the summer. It’s hot outside. It’s hot inside. Your water and electricity bills are high. You just want to escape the world for a minute and watch an invisible doom monster execute pure Rube Goldbergian murder-scapes on some obnoxious teens. Final Destination 3 has you covered. Click through to read our review.

Tragedy Girls (2017)

Tragedy Girls (2017)

You know that feeling when you’re suuuuper close to your next milestone in followers as you grow your brilliant idea into a media goliath? Yeah, neither do we, and judging by Sadie and McKayla’s strategy, they have a very different idea of being proactive than you. Click that button to find out why.