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Devil (2010)

Devil (2010)

Five people walk into an elevator, but the twist is that it’s a movie brought to us by M Night Shyamalan. This was one of the films that gave us back that glimmer of hope we had for his career… and then he made The Last Airbender. It’s been about a decade since this came out. Has it aged well? Click through to find out.

Scary Movie (2000)

Scary Movie (2000)

It was only a matter of time before we took this dive, right? We were morally obligated to break into the Scary Movie franchise as a nice reprieve from our usual terror and tension. Well, that’s what I’ll keep telling myself at least. Click through to read our review of the movie that launched 1000 parodies.

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999)

If I have to explain and convince you of the merits of a swashbucking adventure of a Mummy reimagining, then I don’t think we can be friends. Therefore, I’ll assume that I don’t have to explain or convince you of anything, dear friend. The spoiler-filled review awaits.

Friday the 13th (2009)

Friday the 13th (2009)

Jason is back and he’s no longer a space mutant or fighting Freddy Krueger. He’s just back doing what Jason does best and that’s slaughtering shithead teens at Camp Crystal Lake. For our thoughts on 2009’s reboot of the historic horror franchise click on through to the other side.

Black Christmas (2006)

Black Christmas (2006)

I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas, just like the one I used to know. Where the villains slash, and the sorority sisters dash, while avoiding being slayed in the snow (mostly). We watched the remake/reboot of 1974’s holiday classic, and would love to share our spoiler filled thoughts with you. Take a break from your winter festivities and click through to get our review and podcast.

Harpoon (2009)

Harpoon (2009)

Ahoy there. Bet you might not have heard of this under the radar Icelandic flick. If not, consider this, it has Leatherface in it and look at the fucking title. Come on, you know you’re curious. Hit the link to find out what we thought.

ThanksKilling (2009)

ThanksKilling (2009)

Happy Turkey Day, everyone. In our efforts to be seasonably topical we watched what is essentially the only Thanksgiving themed horror movie out there. It’s cheap, it’s poorly written, it has confusing views on Native Americans, but is it entertaining? Click through to see what we think.