It feels like just yesterday that we were making fun of the beer pong (beirut for you stuck up clowns out there) in this trailer, but that was two long years ago. It’s time we take a look at a movie several of us had high hopes for and see how it panned out. Remember though, we do these reviews the spoilery way so proceed at your own risk.
It’s always fun to take a break from the regular programming and dive into an anthology because these movies offer the rare occasion for us to break down individual short films, which we all agree are a fantastic way to take in what horror has to offer. It’s even more fun when we get to do it via Pateron member recommendation! How does V/H/S/2 do at stringing these together? Are there any standout efforts in here? Click on through to the other side for a spoilery review.
Hey, Jake picked a zombie movie. Hey, Jake picked a foreign movie. We hear things like that far too often so guess what? Jake went all-in this time and picked a foreign zombie movie. And it’s one that people have actually heard of. Actually, Jake has been waiting to review this movie for a long time. What did he (and the other guys)? Let’s find out.
Do murders on film get your horror nerves all jangled? Does Ethan Hawke make you want to watch movies with Ethan Hawke in them? Well, then we have the film for you! All you have to do is hit that link for the very low price of free! Seriously though , just click the link. It’s a horror movie review.
We’re no strangers to found footage flicks around these parts, so we’re reaching out and covering one that flies just a bit under the radar. If you’re in the US, you might know this a Final Prayer but whatever name you’re going by, this is one of those that you won’t forget after you’ve seen it. Click through to find out why in our spoilery review.
The Blair Witch is the third in a very tenuous trilogy regarding what happens when you look for trouble in the woods around Burkittsville, Maryland. Turns out, trouble tends to find you, fuck with you for about 2 days, then kill you in a basement. Maybe people should stop looking for it? If you are wondering if you should look for this movie in a queue near you, click through to our review.
Paris. City of Love. City of over six million bodies buried in a gigantic underground labyrinth. Oh, and there’s also a stone down there that will give you the power of immortality, healing, and alchemy. You just have to figure out how to get to it and make it back alive. Hit the link to read about how easy a task that is.
Do you like conspiracy theories? At the very least do you like indulging them on a whim to examine some state sponsored horror that The Man doesn’t want you to know? Well then, let us tell you about Banshee Chapter. Why is it named that? We don’t know, but it should do well to scratch your “they’re watching us with black helicopters and controlling our minds with fluoride” itch. Click through to read our spoiler filled review.