Paris. City of Love. City of over six million bodies buried in a gigantic underground labyrinth. Oh, and there’s also a stone down there that will give you the power of immortality, healing, and alchemy. You just have to figure out how to get to it and make it back alive. Hit the link to read about how easy a task that is.
Do you like conspiracy theories? At the very least do you like indulging them on a whim to examine some state sponsored horror that The Man doesn’t want you to know? Well then, let us tell you about Banshee Chapter. Why is it named that? We don’t know, but it should do well to scratch your “they’re watching us with black helicopters and controlling our minds with fluoride” itch. Click through to read our spoiler filled review.
The happening is a movie. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You want proof? We watched and reviewed it this week, partly because of Earth day and partly because Mark is a masochist and thinks it’s hilarious to make Jake and Jack watch terrible movies. But just how terrible is this one? Check out our review to find out.
Ever wonder how shopping mall Santas got their jobs? Well, here comes a movie that answers that question with aplomb. Read on, dear friends, to get the dig on this criminally misunderstood cottage industry and better appreciate all the work that goes into making that bearded gent sitting outside the Auntie Anne’s a true professional.
Fan of Lovecraftian horrors? Fan of Death Dying and Other Things, one of our fellow Phantom Podcast Network contributors? Fan of John Carpenter's apocalypse trilogy? Well, this week we review their recommendation for us as Sam Neill dives headfirst into the land of magical typewriters, suspiciously clean insane asylums and overly animated oil paintings.