The happening is a movie. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You want proof? We watched and reviewed it this week, partly because of Earth day and partly because Mark is a masochist and thinks it’s hilarious to make Jake and Jack watch terrible movies. But just how terrible is this one? Check out our review to find out.
Ever wonder how shopping mall Santas got their jobs? Well, here comes a movie that answers that question with aplomb. Read on, dear friends, to get the dig on this criminally misunderstood cottage industry and better appreciate all the work that goes into making that bearded gent sitting outside the Auntie Anne’s a true professional.
Fan of Lovecraftian horrors? Fan of Death Dying and Other Things, one of our fellow Phantom Podcast Network contributors? Fan of John Carpenter's apocalypse trilogy? Well, this week we review their recommendation for us as Sam Neill dives headfirst into the land of magical typewriters, suspiciously clean insane asylums and overly animated oil paintings.
The Conjuring is a recent entrant into haunted house horror that… wait… have you never heard of The Conjuring? Really? Well then, you’re in for a treat. If you like ghosts in your movies, or unstoppably charismatic demonologists, or the beginnings of blockbuster horror franchises then this should be right up your alley.
The Descent is a 2005 horror movie that Jack picked as his wild-card choice. This movie derives a lot of its scares from the claustrophobia present in spelunking, which this movie features heavily. It’s got a lot of other stuff going on for it too, but we won’t spoil any of that until you muster up the courage to click through to see what Jack thought of it.