Supernatural

The Happening (2008)

The Happening (2008)

The happening is a movie. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You want proof? We watched and reviewed it this week, partly because of Earth day and partly because Mark is a masochist and thinks it’s hilarious to make Jake and Jack watch terrible movies. But just how terrible is this one?  Check out our review to find out.

The Grudge (2004)

The Grudge (2004)

The Grudge is damn near a shot-for-shot remake of the J-Horror classic, Ju-On. Coming out two years after its predecessor, this version remade the same story for an American audience. How does it stack up against the original? Is it worth your time? Check our review to find out.

Ju-On (2002)

Ju-On (2002)

The Grudge follows the fleeting lives of a group of people who share something in common; they all got cursed. Pro tip, don’t get cursed in Japan because it will not end well. There are pissed off ghosts that will eat your soul and spread the curse to wherever you die. Nasty stuff...

Prince of Darkness (1987)

Prince of Darkness (1987)

PoD is the 2nd of Carpenter’s “Apocalypse Trilogy.” It centers around applying theoretical physics to rescue the world from Satan’s dad. It winds up being exactly as bonkers as that sentence made it seem. Check out our review to fully immerse yourself in one of Carpenter’s less discussed classics.

Rare Exports (2010)

Rare Exports (2010)

Ever wonder how shopping mall Santas got their jobs? Well, here comes a movie that answers that question with aplomb. Read on, dear friends, to get the dig on this criminally misunderstood cottage industry and better appreciate all the work that goes into making that bearded gent sitting outside the Auntie Anne’s a true professional.

In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

In the Mouth of Madness (1995)

Fan of Lovecraftian horrors? Fan of Death Dying and Other Things, one of our fellow Phantom Podcast Network contributors? Fan of John Carpenter's apocalypse trilogy? Well, this week we review their recommendation for us as Sam Neill dives headfirst into the land of magical typewriters, suspiciously clean insane asylums and overly animated oil paintings.

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

Yes, Halloween 3 is the third in a series of movies involving Michael Myers slashing coeds. No, it does not have anything to do with Michael Myers slashing coeds. Confused? So was basically everyone back in the early 80s. Check out our review to see what happened.

The Conjuring (2013)

The Conjuring (2013)

The Conjuring is a recent entrant into haunted house horror that… wait… have you never heard of The Conjuring? Really? Well then, you’re in for a treat. If you like ghosts in your movies, or unstoppably charismatic demonologists, or the beginnings of blockbuster horror franchises then this should be right up your alley.

The Descent (2005)

The Descent (2005)

The Descent is a 2005 horror movie that Jack picked as his wild-card choice. This movie derives a lot of its scares from the claustrophobia present in spelunking, which this movie features heavily. It’s got a lot of other stuff going on for it too, but we won’t spoil any of that until you muster up the courage to click through to see what Jack thought of it.