Monster

Colossal (2017)

Colossal (2017)

Colossal is a recently released movie that Jack picked as his horror-ish selection for this round of movies. Back when we took a look at this thing’s trailer for HRR, we all thought the strong cast and novel concept would make for a great little flick. Click on through to find out if we were right.

Spring (2014)

Spring (2014)

We should really just start watching movies for the site that will make Jack cry. It's fun to berate him for things. Spring will do that to you, with its genre-bending horror romance conceit. But this is a horror website, and we want to assess whether it's able to serve up as many scares as tears. Take the jump to find out how well it does on that front.

Congo (1995)

Congo (1995)

What? What is this doing here? This isn’t a horror movie. Or is it? In this review, Mark attempts to justify this movie as a horrorish gateway into the genre. How well does he do? It depends largely on how afraid of large river dwelling mammals you are. Click through to read the full review.

The Descent (2005)

The Descent (2005)

The Descent is a 2005 horror movie that Jack picked as his wild-card choice. This movie derives a lot of its scares from the claustrophobia present in spelunking, which this movie features heavily. It’s got a lot of other stuff going on for it too, but we won’t spoil any of that until you muster up the courage to click through to see what Jack thought of it.

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Mark chose this as his “blindspot” movie because he’s a jabroni that’s never seen this classic. If you also fall into the category of people who hasn’t seen this “classic” click through to see how it stands up to a first time viewing. If you are the type of person who has seen this twenty times you should also probably click through. Everyone should click through. It’s a party in this review.

Dark Was the Night (2014)

Dark Was the Night (2014)

Dark Was the Night is a 2014 monster flick about a small, secluded town that falls prey to something lurking in the surrounding woods. Do you like secluded towns? Woods-monsters? Click through to see how much of those things you’ll get in this movie.

The Thing (1982)

The Thing (1982)

Winter has officially arrived and it’s cold as balls outside. So what’d we do? We watched a movie about an alien in Antarctica that rips through your human genetic code and turns you into a godless killing machine. That wasn’t a big spoiler but rest assured, big spoilers abound through the jump as we tackle this 35 year old horror classic.

The Monster Squad (1987)

The Monster Squad (1987)

The Monster Squad is a time machine that will take you back to when monsters were cool, bullies were proper bullies, every group of friends had a fat kid, and movies were summarized with hip hop recaps. Want a movie that is a quotable masterpiece and will be objectively perfect at your next Halloween party? Check out the review to see if this checks all the boxes.