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Final Destination (2000)

Final Destination (2000)

Final Destination was Mark’s choice as his “guilty pleasure” movie. He says it has the right combination of chutzpah and moxie… whatever the fuck that means. He seems like he just incoherently rambles sometimes. Read through the review to see if he manages to elucidate his stance in any way.

The Void (2017)

The Void (2017)

Have you ever been just chilling in a hospital, waiting to give birth to a child, when some bro-cop bursts in with a meth head and then you’re besieged by cultists and cosmic horror monsters and shit? Ugh, tell me about it. Really though, The Void is a pretty unique take on cults, and the downright wacky happenings that occur when they actually figure out how to open the portal that they’re always talking about.

Capture Kill Release (2017)

Capture Kill Release (2017)

You know how sometimes you find out that your significant other is a crazy person, but you’re kinda already pot-committed so you just sorta go along for the ride? Well, they made a movie about it, and it’s found footage, and it’s this one. Sound interesting? Click through to read our review.

Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)

Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)

Mark has spent the last year and a half trying to get the guys to watch this movie. A classic reverse-slasher, this movie follows two lovable rednecks being harassed by douchebag camping teenagers. How well does it all come together to form a horror comedy soup? Click through to the main review to find out.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A Nightmare on Elm Street is Wes Craven’s 1984 iconic horror movie featuring everyone’s favorite lovable scamp: Freddy Kreuger. What’s that you say? Freddy Kreuger was a child-murderer, not a lovable scamp? Well click on through and we’ll blur that line right up for you.

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

There is much more than meets the eye in this Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard joint. If this one has somehow flown under your radar or you’ve been neglecting watching it for some other reason, then do yourself a favor and give it a watch. Also do us a favor and click through to read our review. But only after watching, because spoilers.

Poultrygeist (2006)

Poultrygeist (2006)

This is a Troma movie. Troma is a production house that makes incredibly childish low budget movies full of poop jokes and other blue humor. In this case, they made a movie about a haunted knockoff KFC franchise. If any of that sounds appealing then you can watch the entire thing online for free. If you’re on the fence and would like to see what we thought about it, click through to the review.

Bone Tomahawk (2015)

Bone Tomahawk (2015)

Bone Tomahawk is a 2015 horror western movie from a relatively unknown director. So here's the thing: Jack is obsessed with westerns. Was he able to keep a level head and handle this review objectively? Well click through to find out friend.