If I have to explain and convince you of the merits of a swashbucking adventure of a Mummy reimagining, then I don’t think we can be friends. Therefore, I’ll assume that I don’t have to explain or convince you of anything, dear friend. The spoiler-filled review awaits.
If we told you this was a slasher movie we would be lying, so we won’t. This Clive Barker movie throws a sprinkle of slasher onto an all out monster vs people battle and tries to build a mythos akin to Star Wars in the process. Does it succeed in sweeping glory or is it all basically the cantina scene? Click through to find out.
I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas, just like the one I used to know. Where the villains slash, and the sorority sisters dash, while avoiding being slayed in the snow (mostly). We watched the remake/reboot of 1974’s holiday classic, and would love to share our spoiler filled thoughts with you. Take a break from your winter festivities and click through to get our review and podcast.
It’s the middle of the summer. It’s hot outside. It’s hot inside. Your water and electricity bills are high. You just want to escape the world for a minute and watch an invisible doom monster execute pure Rube Goldbergian murder-scapes on some obnoxious teens. Final Destination 3 has you covered. Click through to read our review.
You know that feeling when you’re suuuuper close to your next milestone in followers as you grow your brilliant idea into a media goliath? Yeah, neither do we, and judging by Sadie and McKayla’s strategy, they have a very different idea of being proactive than you. Click that button to find out why.
The holidays are here (or at least they were if you are reading this in the future), and that means the risk of crossing paths with a mutant killer snowman has risen exponentially. If you are as concerned about this as we are, then click through to our review of 1997's Jack Frost and arm yourself with knowledge.