Sci-fi

Sphere (1998)

Sphere (1998)

Sure, Sphere might not be the most “horror” movie we’ve ever reviewed, but if you don’t think descending to the immense depths of the ocean to investigate a crashed spaceship is scary, there’s something deeply wrong with you. Also, fair warning that nautical puns will happen in this review. Click through to dive in...

The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)

The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)

So this one just sorta landed on us, eh boys? Netflix dropped the first trailer for this thing about four hours in advance of it being publicly available. In so doing it created a brand new avenue of blockbuster release, took the world by surprise, took us by surprise, and otherwise created a bonkers marketing tidal wave. Hell, even my parents watched this movie. Should you? Check our review to find out.

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

Yes, Halloween 3 is the third in a series of movies involving Michael Myers slashing coeds. No, it does not have anything to do with Michael Myers slashing coeds. Confused? So was basically everyone back in the early 80s. Check out our review to see what happened.

Turbo Kid (2015)

Turbo Kid (2015)

Do you like to bob your head to the rollicking pulse of a synth while you explode peoples brains into goop with your laser-imbued Power Glove? Don’t even bother answering. It was a rhetorical question. There is a biological imperative answering yes for you. Read our review to figure out why.

Virus (1999)

Virus (1999)

Have you ever asked yourself what you would do if you were trapped on a derelict cargo freighter that was overrun with murderous robots controlled by a sentient bolt of alien lightning? Well, they made a movie about that exact thing and we watched it. Click through to read our thoughts on it.