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Spring (2014)

Spring (2014)

We should really just start watching movies for the site that will make Jack cry. It's fun to berate him for things. Spring will do that to you, with its genre-bending horror romance conceit. But this is a horror website, and we want to assess whether it's able to serve up as many scares as tears. Take the jump to find out how well it does on that front.

Poultrygeist (2006)

Poultrygeist (2006)

This is a Troma movie. Troma is a production house that makes incredibly childish low budget movies full of poop jokes and other blue humor. In this case, they made a movie about a haunted knockoff KFC franchise. If any of that sounds appealing then you can watch the entire thing online for free. If you’re on the fence and would like to see what we thought about it, click through to the review.

Session 9 (2001)

Session 9 (2001)

Session 9 is just a little indie flick from 2001 about a hazardous materials crew trying to get a job done and earn their bonuses. Yeah, it may be at a run down, creepy insane asylum, but they try asbestos they can, man. Will they succeed? All that and more in the review.

The Monster Squad (1987)

The Monster Squad (1987)

The Monster Squad is a time machine that will take you back to when monsters were cool, bullies were proper bullies, every group of friends had a fat kid, and movies were summarized with hip hop recaps. Want a movie that is a quotable masterpiece and will be objectively perfect at your next Halloween party? Check out the review to see if this checks all the boxes.