The Blair Witch is the third in a very tenuous trilogy regarding what happens when you look for trouble in the woods around Burkittsville, Maryland. Turns out, trouble tends to find you, fuck with you for about 2 days, then kill you in a basement. Maybe people should stop looking for it? If you are wondering if you should look for this movie in a queue near you, click through to our review.
Paris. City of Love. City of over six million bodies buried in a gigantic underground labyrinth. Oh, and there’s also a stone down there that will give you the power of immortality, healing, and alchemy. You just have to figure out how to get to it and make it back alive. Hit the link to read about how easy a task that is.
Do you like conspiracy theories? At the very least do you like indulging them on a whim to examine some state sponsored horror that The Man doesn’t want you to know? Well then, let us tell you about Banshee Chapter. Why is it named that? We don’t know, but it should do well to scratch your “they’re watching us with black helicopters and controlling our minds with fluoride” itch. Click through to read our spoiler filled review.
October is here in force and we’re taking a spin through some films that promise to fit the mood of the season. Up first is a flick for all of you who think regular ol’ haunted houses are a bit too tame and would prefer a more… personal experience. What does that entail? Click on through to find out (and be spoiled).
VHS is a found footage anthology movie cataloging what happens when a bunch of punks find some found footage movies. Unsurprisingly it goes poorly, but in what ways? If you're a fan of either found footage movies or anthology movies then this movie is gonna be like french fries in a milkshake (that's a good thing... kinda... it's very subjective). Take a look. Just be warned: spoilers will happen.