Classic

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

House on Haunted Hill (1959)

What if I told you I’d give you $10,000 to spend the night in a haunted house? Would you do it? What if I then told you that you’ll be locked inside with others and that there’s no way to get out from midnight ‘till dawn? Changes things doesn’t it? What if I told you Vincent Price was going to be there? Now you want to go again, I can tell. And you want to read this review.

The Birds (1963)

The Birds (1963)

What’s that in the sky? It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a shitload of birds that are hellbent on pecking our eyes out for basically no reason! We should run and also light a stogie at the same time! This week we watched Alfred Hitchcock’s 1963 ultra-classic, The Birds. Rod Taylor plays a handsome small town lawyer and Tippi Hedren plays an affluent prankster. What’s not to love? Click through to find out.

The Mummy (1959)

The Mummy (1959)

You know what a mummy is bringing to the table when it comes to horror. You get a big, lumbering bandage of an undead Egyptian dude comin’ at you. It’s simple. It’s classic. And in the case of the 1959 Hammer version of the classic monster, it’s Christopher Lee choking people. Hit the link to see if it’s good.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

We don’t watch a lot of vampire movies around here, and in this week’s review we are reminded why. Bram Stoker’s dracula was 1992’s entry into the vampire zeitgeist, and presented the viewing public with an utterly phenomenal cast. Did it pay off? Check out our review to find out.

Sphere (1998)

Sphere (1998)

Sure, Sphere might not be the most “horror” movie we’ve ever reviewed, but if you don’t think descending to the immense depths of the ocean to investigate a crashed spaceship is scary, there’s something deeply wrong with you. Also, fair warning that nautical puns will happen in this review. Click through to dive in...

Ju-On (2002)

Ju-On (2002)

The Grudge follows the fleeting lives of a group of people who share something in common; they all got cursed. Pro tip, don’t get cursed in Japan because it will not end well. There are pissed off ghosts that will eat your soul and spread the curse to wherever you die. Nasty stuff...

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Shaun of the Dead is Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg’s 2004 love letter to classic zombie films, and while there is a heavy dose of parody involved in this horror comedy, there are a ton of unique takes on the genre, too. How well does it all work out? Hit that link to find out.