We haven’t explored or discovered over 90% of our oceans on Earth, so let’s shoot a rocket full of people to a moon 300 million miles away to explore what may be some oceans there, instead. Shockingly, this is just the plot of a movie and not something Elon Musk is doing (yet). Hit the link to see how well it goes.
Sure, Sphere might not be the most “horror” movie we’ve ever reviewed, but if you don’t think descending to the immense depths of the ocean to investigate a crashed spaceship is scary, there’s something deeply wrong with you. Also, fair warning that nautical puns will happen in this review. Click through to dive in...
Winter has officially arrived and it’s cold as balls outside. So what’d we do? We watched a movie about an alien in Antarctica that rips through your human genetic code and turns you into a godless killing machine. That wasn’t a big spoiler but rest assured, big spoilers abound through the jump as we tackle this 35 year old horror classic.
Alien is the classic 1979 horror / sci-fi movie. It's Alien. Come on, you guys, it's Alien. We joke a lot, but this is important, so listen up: if you haven't seen this thing yet and don't know what happens, don't click through. Just watch it with fresh eyes, you lucky duck. Otherwise click through for our review. Like a lot. From different devices too. Just go nuts.
Signs is M. Night Shyamalan's 2002 attempt to repeat his success in the horror realm after The Sixth Sense. This movie's reputation certainly hasn't fared as well as The Sixth Sense, but does it deserve all the hate it gets? The guys set out to get to the bottom of it but instead got bogged down with Muhhamed Ali and This Old House. Join them, won't you?