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Europa Report (2013)

Europa Report (2013)

We haven’t explored or discovered over 90% of our oceans on Earth, so let’s shoot a rocket full of people to a moon 300 million miles away to explore what may be some oceans there, instead. Shockingly, this is just the plot of a movie and not something Elon Musk is doing (yet). Hit the link to see how well it goes.

Attack the Block (2011)

Attack the Block (2011)

If the first thing that comes to mind when you think of an alien invasion is smoking a blunt and doing some bare knuckle bashing with your boys, then you may want to consider how well that works out for the kids from the block. Learn more about this important decision by hitting that link.

Sphere (1998)

Sphere (1998)

Sure, Sphere might not be the most “horror” movie we’ve ever reviewed, but if you don’t think descending to the immense depths of the ocean to investigate a crashed spaceship is scary, there’s something deeply wrong with you. Also, fair warning that nautical puns will happen in this review. Click through to dive in...

Virus (1999)

Virus (1999)

Have you ever asked yourself what you would do if you were trapped on a derelict cargo freighter that was overrun with murderous robots controlled by a sentient bolt of alien lightning? Well, they made a movie about that exact thing and we watched it. Click through to read our thoughts on it.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

The name kinda says it all on this one. One of the “best” bad horror movies of all time… or maybe one of the best “bad” horror movies of all time. The distinction is very confusing. Click through to see if its badness still stands up today, or if it falls straight onto its red-clown-nosed face.

The Thing (1982)

The Thing (1982)

Winter has officially arrived and it’s cold as balls outside. So what’d we do? We watched a movie about an alien in Antarctica that rips through your human genetic code and turns you into a godless killing machine. That wasn’t a big spoiler but rest assured, big spoilers abound through the jump as we tackle this 35 year old horror classic.