Arachnophobia (1990)

Arachnophobia (1990)

There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to choose between the earthquakes and hustle of the Bay Area and the cross-bred Venezuelan murder arachnids of the countryside. It’s a time of introspection and self-doubt that will inevitably swallow all of us. Jeff Daniels explores this sensitive topic in this examination of an extremely common mid-life-crisis challenge. Click through to read our review of 1990’s Arachnophobia.

Final Destination 3 (2006)

Final Destination 3 (2006)

It’s the  middle of the summer. It’s hot outside. It’s hot inside. Your water and electricity bills are high. You just want to escape the world for a minute and watch an invisible doom monster execute pure Rube Goldbergian murder-scapes on some obnoxious teens. Final Destination 3 has you covered. Click through to read our review.

Europa Report (2013)

Europa Report (2013)

We haven’t explored or discovered over 90% of our oceans on Earth, so let’s shoot a rocket full of people to a moon 300 million miles away to explore what may be some oceans there, instead. Shockingly, this is just the plot of a movie and not something Elon Musk is doing (yet). Hit the link to see how well it goes.

The Ruins (2008)

The Ruins (2008)

Y’all like Mexico?! Of course you do. There’s sunshine, tequila, partying coeds, and parasitic plants infesting ancient Mayan temples that will eat you from the inside out? That last little detail really flies under the radar on the travel sites. If you’d like to see if it’ll ruin the trip you’re planning, I’ll let you know once you take the link. Just be warned I’m gonna get into the gory details.

The Birds (1963)

The Birds (1963)

What’s that in the sky? It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s a shitload of birds that are hellbent on pecking our eyes out for basically no reason! We should run and also light a stogie at the same time! This week we watched Alfred Hitchcock’s 1963 ultra-classic, The Birds. Rod Taylor plays a handsome small town lawyer and Tippi Hedren plays an affluent prankster. What’s not to love? Click through to find out.

Deathwatch (2002)

Deathwatch (2002)

We’ve all heard the phrase “War is Hell” before. It’s because it’s true. And for some British soldiers in WWI, let’s just say trenchfoot, rats and gas attacks aren’t the only thing they need to be worried about. Click on through to the other side to find out why.