We all know Hereditary at this point. It’s the 2018 version of the “scariest film since the Exorcist” and earlier this year, everyone wanted to know if those claims were remotely true. See if we agreed, but be warned, there be spoilers here.
What if I told you I’d give you $10,000 to spend the night in a haunted house? Would you do it? What if I then told you that you’ll be locked inside with others and that there’s no way to get out from midnight ‘till dawn? Changes things doesn’t it? What if I told you Vincent Price was going to be there? Now you want to go again, I can tell. And you want to read this review.
It’s hard to be in a band. Waking up in cornfields, running out of free PBR’s you may or may not have stolen in your shitty Air B&B, getting your arm hacked to bits with a machete by a group of skinheads. Just remember the plight the next time you’re thinking about giving up your day job to play Sex Pistols covers. Also, read this review.
Evil Dead. Not The Evil Dead. That’s in important distinction to make as you head into this review because inside you will find almost nothing about Campbell or Raimi. Got it? Groovy. We’re here to review the 2013 reboot because at A-Z Horror, we don’t do things in order. That would be too professional. Hit that link for some spoilery takes, you judgemental sack of…
Life was hard in the 1980s. No cell phones. Your Sony walkman probably cost about $200. You’re shitty college roommate constantly sleeps with everyone and makes it real awkward when you come home to sleep. Satanic cults may or may not exist. We’ve all been there, and Ti West’s The House of the Devil goes balls deep into the time period. Click through to read our Review of Ti West’s The House of the Devil.
The Blair Witch is the third in a very tenuous trilogy regarding what happens when you look for trouble in the woods around Burkittsville, Maryland. Turns out, trouble tends to find you, fuck with you for about 2 days, then kill you in a basement. Maybe people should stop looking for it? If you are wondering if you should look for this movie in a queue near you, click through to our review.