Do you like conspiracy theories? At the very least do you like indulging them on a whim to examine some state sponsored horror that The Man doesn’t want you to know? Well then, let us tell you about Banshee Chapter. Why is it named that? We don’t know, but it should do well to scratch your “they’re watching us with black helicopters and controlling our minds with fluoride” itch. Click through to read our spoiler filled review.
Nothing says wholesome, balanced nutrition like a tub of sentient, white mystery goo called The Stuff. Just trust the companies making it, they’ve clearly thought everything out and definitely didn’t find it in a random trainyard somewhere just bubbling up out of the earth’s surface like marshmallow magma. Eat up. And read up by taking the link.
The happening is a movie. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You want proof? We watched and reviewed it this week, partly because of Earth day and partly because Mark is a masochist and thinks it’s hilarious to make Jake and Jack watch terrible movies. But just how terrible is this one? Check out our review to find out.
You know that feeling when you’re suuuuper close to your next milestone in followers as you grow your brilliant idea into a media goliath? Yeah, neither do we, and judging by Sadie and McKayla’s strategy, they have a very different idea of being proactive than you. Click that button to find out why.
Sure, Sphere might not be the most “horror” movie we’ve ever reviewed, but if you don’t think descending to the immense depths of the ocean to investigate a crashed spaceship is scary, there’s something deeply wrong with you. Also, fair warning that nautical puns will happen in this review. Click through to dive in...