Found Footage 3D (2016)

Found Footage 3D (2016)

I’m not sure what cereal brands are currently running 3D glasses promos, but we have found a movie that you can use them for to get more mileage out of that $3 purchase of sugary breakfast death. And it’s a horror movie with a hefty amount of self awareness! What’s not to like?

Starry Eyes (2014)

Starry Eyes (2014)

Starry Eyes is a 2014 movie funded via kickstarter that got a lot of attention on the festival circuit. Despite good reviews, this movie continues to fly under the mainstream radar. Click through to find out if it shouldn’t.

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

Everyone liked the Blair Witch Project, right? Everyone wants a sequel to be rammed down their throats a year later as a blatant cash grab capitalizing on its predecessor's success, right? This is more or less the thought process that led to BOS:BW2 being released. Click through to see if they accidentally stumbled backwards into watchability.

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

Yes, Halloween 3 is the third in a series of movies involving Michael Myers slashing coeds. No, it does not have anything to do with Michael Myers slashing coeds. Confused? So was basically everyone back in the early 80s. Check out our review to see what happened.

October Cartoon Spooktacular

October Cartoon Spooktacular

For Jack’s October / Halloween movie pick he chose . . . four cartoons that all clock in at under forty minutes. The cartoons in question are three Donald Duck Spooky Tales, and the 1940s Legend of Sleepy Hollow featuring one Bing Crosby. How does all of this stack up to modern standards? Find out after the jump.

The Houses October Built (2014)

The Houses October Built (2014)

October is here in force and we’re taking a spin through some films that promise to fit the mood of the season. Up first is a flick for all of you who think regular ol’ haunted houses are a bit too tame and would prefer a more… personal experience. What does that entail? Click on through to find out (and be spoiled).

You're Next (2011)

You're Next (2011)

You’re Next is a 2011 home invasion movie that is lauded for its originality, its masks, and being a mumblegore movie. Jack picked this as his home invasion pick of the most recent draft, and the whole crew was pretty excited to take it on. Does it live up to hype? What is mumblegore? The answers to some of those questions and more confusion as to others follows after the jump.

Better Watch Out (2017)

Better Watch Out (2017)

Ready for Christmas? No? Well how about a Christmas-set horror flick to whet the ol’ appetite? We got a chance to check this movie out prior to release and have come with a rare spoiler-free review. If you haven’t seen this yet, feel safe for once that you can click through and see what we thought.

Turbo Kid (2015)

Turbo Kid (2015)

Do you like to bob your head to the rollicking pulse of a synth while you explode peoples brains into goop with your laser-imbued Power Glove? Don’t even bother answering. It was a rhetorical question. There is a biological imperative answering yes for you. Read our review to figure out why.

Virus (1999)

Virus (1999)

Have you ever asked yourself what you would do if you were trapped on a derelict cargo freighter that was overrun with murderous robots controlled by a sentient bolt of alien lightning? Well, they made a movie about that exact thing and we watched it. Click through to read our thoughts on it.