Banshee Chapter (2013)

Banshee Chapter (2013)

Do you like conspiracy theories? At the very least do you like indulging them on a whim to examine some state sponsored horror that The Man doesn’t want you to know? Well then, let us tell you about Banshee Chapter. Why is it named that? We don’t know, but it should do well to scratch your “they’re watching us with black helicopters and controlling our minds with fluoride” itch. Click through to read our spoiler filled review.

The Stuff (1985)

The Stuff (1985)

Nothing says wholesome, balanced nutrition like a tub of sentient, white mystery goo called The Stuff. Just trust the companies making it, they’ve clearly thought everything out and definitely didn’t find it in a random trainyard somewhere just bubbling up out of the earth’s surface like marshmallow magma. Eat up. And read up by taking the link.

Attack the Block (2011)

Attack the Block (2011)

If the first thing that comes to mind when you think of an alien invasion is smoking a blunt and doing some bare knuckle bashing with your boys, then you may want to consider how well that works out for the kids from the block. Learn more about this important decision by hitting that link.

The Happening (2008)

The Happening (2008)

The happening is a movie. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You want proof? We watched and reviewed it this week, partly because of Earth day and partly because Mark is a masochist and thinks it’s hilarious to make Jake and Jack watch terrible movies. But just how terrible is this one?  Check out our review to find out.

Tragedy Girls (2017)

Tragedy Girls (2017)

You know that feeling when you’re suuuuper close to your next milestone in followers as you grow your brilliant idea into a media goliath? Yeah, neither do we, and judging by Sadie and McKayla’s strategy, they have a very different idea of being proactive than you. Click that button to find out why.

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

We don’t watch a lot of vampire movies around here, and in this week’s review we are reminded why. Bram Stoker’s dracula was 1992’s entry into the vampire zeitgeist, and presented the viewing public with an utterly phenomenal cast. Did it pay off? Check out our review to find out.

Sphere (1998)

Sphere (1998)

Sure, Sphere might not be the most “horror” movie we’ve ever reviewed, but if you don’t think descending to the immense depths of the ocean to investigate a crashed spaceship is scary, there’s something deeply wrong with you. Also, fair warning that nautical puns will happen in this review. Click through to dive in...

The Grudge (2004)

The Grudge (2004)

The Grudge is damn near a shot-for-shot remake of the J-Horror classic, Ju-On. Coming out two years after its predecessor, this version remade the same story for an American audience. How does it stack up against the original? Is it worth your time? Check our review to find out.