I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas, just like the one I used to know. Where the villains slash, and the sorority sisters dash, while avoiding being slayed in the snow (mostly). We watched the remake/reboot of 1974’s holiday classic, and would love to share our spoiler filled thoughts with you. Take a break from your winter festivities and click through to get our review and podcast.

Nothing is quite the buzzkill as having your spring break binge interrupted by Nazis who are also zombies. It’s a double whammy of unfortunate that would be understandably hard for anyone to take in stride. Let’s see how some Norwegian led students take it.

Ahoy there. Bet you might not have heard of this under the radar Icelandic flick. If not, consider this, it has Leatherface in it and look at the fucking title. Come on, you know you’re curious. Hit the link to find out what we thought.

Happy Turkey Day, everyone. In our efforts to be seasonably topical we watched what is essentially the only Thanksgiving themed horror movie out there. It’s cheap, it’s poorly written, it has confusing views on Native Americans, but is it entertaining? Click through to see what we think.